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p>Love them or leave them, LAMODA knows exactly what it’s doing. The British-born, trend-forward footwear brand has built a reputation on maximalist designs served with a side of social conscience - though how much of that conscience is marketing polish versus actual ethos varies depending on your level of fashion-world…p>Love them or leave them, LAMODA knows exactly what it’s doing. The British-born, trend-forward footwear brand has built a reputation…
Ends: 1+ month
Terms & conditions, exclusions may apply.
Terms & conditions, exclusions may apply.
Terms & conditions, exclusions may apply.
Terms & conditions, exclusions may apply.
Terms & conditions, exclusions may apply.
Terms & conditions, exclusions may apply.
Terms & conditions, exclusions may apply.
Terms & conditions, exclusions may apply.
p>Love them or leave them, LAMODA knows exactly what it’s doing. The British-born, trend-forward footwear brand has built a reputation on maximalist designs served with a side of social conscience - though how much of that conscience is marketing polish versus actual ethos varies depending on your level of fashion-world cynicism. Enter the LOVEABLE Sweet Talker Platform Knee High Boots in Pink: unapologetically impractical, resolutely on-brand, and (somehow) pitched as "minimalist."
These boots are pink - very pink. They’re knee-high, platformed, and feature heart-shaped heels and red soles, just in case subtlety tried to sneak in the backdoor. If you’re the kind of person who reads "100% vegan" and thinks "Great, now about the arch support," you may want to keep scrolling. But for those committed to playing dress-up in 6-inch declarations of ironic femininity, these boots are basically performance art for your feet.
Let’s be honest: calling them wearable might be generous. You could probably navigate a flat party floor or a short and taxi-assisted night out, but you’ll want backup shoes if your evening includes dancing, stairs, or any degree of urgency. That said, they’re surprisingly sturdy - for what is essentially a candy-coloured tower balanced on a hollow decorative heel.
LAMODA makes a point of emphasizing that these boots are made with 100% cruelty-free and eco-friendly materials. Which sounds comforting, until you remember that "eco-friendly" in fashion usually means "not the absolute worst." The materials don’t feel notably luxe, but at least they avoid the kind of plastic sheen that screams "Halloween costume."
Fit-wise, it’s a mixed bag. The shaft is reasonably spacious for mid-range calves, and the zip (also pink, naturally) is serviceable. But don’t expect a sock-like fit unless you plan to wear actual socks underneath. High fashion, this is not - it’s closer to clubwear cosplay with a conscience.
At full price, the boots land in that murky, upper-affordable fashion territory - not cheap enough to impulse buy, but not expensive enough to scare you into quality guarantees. LAMODA often offers discounts for students and emergency service workers, which is generous, if you happen to fall into either category while also needing pink platform boots.
For everyone else: there’s the brand’s outlet section, which can be quietly useful when your cart total begins to question your judgment. Free shipping kicks in at £50, which these will easily clear - along with your sense of moderation.
The Sweet Talker boots are exactly what they say they are: a loud, love-themed, likely-once-in-a-while option for people who already know they don't need convincing. They’re statement pieces in a world increasingly full of statements and decreasingly full of silence. You’ll either wear them twice and feel like a legend, or wear them once, post them on Instagram, and never admit what they cost.
Ethical-ish, vegan, vaguely minimalist if you squint - and they ship for free. Whether or not they start conversations (or end them) is entirely up to you.
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